Wednesday, August 18, 2010



Every Tom,Dick and Harry is telling that UPA is bent upon cornering Modi and put him behind bars.It is rumoured that in Sorhabuddin case, he may be implicated. My imagination ran wild

There was heavy rains and flooding in Gujarat recently. 4 people lost their lives due to flooding. They happen to be muslims. That morning, all the channels - NDTV,Times news channel,CNN-IBN etc, started telling that Modi may be arrested for the murder of innocent muslims. Everyone was shocked - what murder and what Modi has got to do with the death due to flooding.

Arnab Goswami said that they have 5 CDs to prove that Modi engineered the floods into the low lying areas of muslim colony and killed the inocent muslims. The channel promised to reveal the conents in the evening. Like a wild fire, all the channels started blaring that Modi may be arrested for killing innocent muslims mercilessly. The whole country was on tenterhooks - UPA people were jubilant and BJP jittery.

At 7.30 PM Times channel released the CD for public viewing. Nothing was clearly visible. There was a voice telling the PWD Minister to divert the flood water to the low lying muslim settlement. All the CDs showed Modi (plicture not visible) telling the PWD officials to submerge the muslim settlement areas. The duration of the whole show was 5 minutes and Arnab was blabbering some non-sense (as usual) all the time. Then hell broke out.

Doosra Dulhead claimed that all the 4 dead have singed affidavits, stating that Modi killed them. When questioned how the dead can sign the affidavits, she shouted at them, telling you are all hindu fundamentalists. Shabna Azmi said that because of Modi, she could not get her 10th bungalow in Juhu area, because she is a muslim. People like Modi, should be caste aside,she emotionally declared.

Arundathi Roy wrote a very moving article as to how a pregnant woman was forced to swallow flood waters, resulting in the foetus coming out. She said that this happened in the very presence of the PWD minister and officials, srruounded by saffron cadres. She recommened that Modi should be put in electric chair immediately for his Nazi type activities. The entire western world hailed Arundathi Roy and the American Press, recommended a Pulitzer for the gretest exposure of the most inhuman crime.

In the Lok Sabha,UPA demanded immediate arrest of Modi for Nazi type killing. The trio of Lalu, Paswan and Mulayam demanded the immediate hanging of Modi for the killing. They also demanded that every minority death in Gujarat should be probed. They demanded that the proble should cover, the last 100 years. They were greeted with thumping of desks by the ruling UPA members. Karat went to the extent of telling that after hanging Modi, BJP should be banned. There is no place for Hindu fundamentallism. Pranab and Manmohan looked affectionately at Karat.

One Amin, a high placed Secretary in the PWD dept. turned approver. He said that during every monsoon, Modi used to order them to divert the flooding waters to low lying muslim settlements. Congressmen in Gujarrat hailed him, as the next Mahatma.

Bunkum Banerjee, the SC Judge who has to retire at 5 PM on that day, ordered that CBI must take over the case. He passed the order at 4 PM. In the evening it was announced that Banerjee is being appointed as Head of A Committee to look into the Black money in Swiss Banks and HOW NOT TO BRING IT BACK. Later it was announced that it was Manmohan's instructions. Manmohan opined that if all the black money is taken out of Swiss Banks, the banks will collapse without a penny of deposit and the Swiss economy will collapse. India should not commit such a sin. In tune with the peaceful Indian traditions, he has taken such a stand. Switzerland hailed Manmohan singh as the greatest economist of the century. Swedish Nobel Committe is seriously considering Manmohan's name for a Nobel prize in economics.The citation will say that next to Maynard Keynes, Manmohan is another path-breaking economist.

The CBI appealed to the Allhabad High Court to give 365 days custody of Modi after arrest. They also handed over a 40000 page charge-sheet. Modi's lawyer asked as to how they prepared a 40000 page charge sheet in such a short duration, CBI explained that they had been working on the charge sheet, for the last 5 years. In fact, we had given the copy to all channels, two days back they said proudly. Modi's lawyer Jethmalani argued that there is no case, as the deaths occurred due to natural calamity and no arrest and no custody. Quereshi, the Judge felt that 365 days was too high a period and he granted 360 days custody.

On the lively TV debates, Tiwari,Singhvi and Jayanti - who speak truth, nothing but truth and who are embodiments of truthfulness, had a field day in the TV channels. Tiwari said that Modi not only killed innocent people but also wasted precious water. BJP Prasad said that in Leh also people died of flash floods but nobody is being blamed , Singhvi and Jayanti intervened and said the it was natural calamity in Leh and proudly added that there will be no wastage of water because Kalmadi had already made arrangements to take the water from Leh to the Comonwealth games venue. Presssed to give details, Tiwari said that order has been placed on AM services in London to route the water from Leh to the games village in Delhi. He further added that for the sake of water, Kalmadi has signed an agreement for 55000 crores. That shows UPAs concern for water for the masses. Prasad said that the amount involved is very high and AM services deal in courier services. Jayanthi shouted that when a company can safely deliver letters and parcels, can they not deliver water to the GAMES VILLAGE.? There was alround applause from the paid invitees.

Prasad produced a copy of E MAIL to the effect that the contract was for 5000crores only. Tiwari shouted that Kalmadi simply added a zero while signing the contract. Zero has no value. Why make fuss?. In the Lok Sabha, Sports Minister Gill told the BJP to get the contract details through RTI.

All the channels raised the question AFTER MODI, WHO? TNIE''S Aditya Sinha wrote that Modi's wife can take over. But in the next sentence, he said that Modi was a bachelor.

Nitesh Kumar said that he will not allow Modi to enter Bihar. All countries except, Ethiopia announced that Modi will never be granted a visa to enter their respective countries.

When Modi was arrested, Congress leaders in every state celebrated by firing crackers and distributing sweets. With frosting mouth, Rajdeep said that CBI, will question Modi for 24 hours a day, for 360 days. He jubilantly said Modi has to answer atleast 40000 questions. He further thumped his chest, saying that Modi is finished once and for all.

Hindus, BJP, VHP,Shiv Sena, Bajrang Dal, were silent spectators as usual. Long live Hindu cowardice.

BREAKING NEWS - Kasab of Mumbai attack fame, has appealed to the President of India that after his release, he must be given Indian citizenship. He paid tribute to the hospitality and friendliness of Indian masses. He further stated that he is enjoying 5 star hospitality and this sort of thing, cannot happen in Pakistan.

In the TV debate, Tiwari,Jayanthi and Singhvi forcefully pleaded that Kasab's request should be considered favourably in line with our Ahimsa Dharma and in line with our hospitality traditions - traditions which goes back to thousands of years.

FLASH NEWS - CNN-IBN reliably understands that Modi may be jailed with the hardened criminals for his Nazi type killings.
RC Sharma reports further developements in this sordid saga of genocide.

A committee head by You See Bungleji submitted a report in a record time one hour. After "going through" voluminous records it decided that the flood was no accident, but a delberate act of destruction. The floods were actually caused after Narendra Modi had a conducted a puja for rains.

A fact finding team comprising Lallu, Haram Vilas and Mulayum studied the floods from Ahmedabad Airport VIP Lounge. It found clear instigation by Modi and the Hindu terrorists.